Recently I mentioned what a thoughtful, generous, health-conscious gift I gave my brother for the holidays in the form of stainless steel water bottles. Well, obviously I don't think big enough, because I just opened his gift to me and apparently I now have my very own National Forest, which is quite exciting.

I have started my own list of rules for MacLeay National Forest, which I will implement as soon as I can locate it on a map.

So far in my extensive Google research I've located Macleay Island, Macleay River/Macleay River Basin, and Macleay Gorges, all in Australia. Interesting fact: Macleay River has the world's second-fastest flowing currents during flooding. There is also an upper and lower Macleay Trail in Portland, Oregon. No forests though.

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