What Would Santa Wear?


"Merry Old Santa Claus" from 1881 Harper's Weekly.

It's the first day of winter here in the Northern Hemisphere (hooray!), and one's thoughts turn to wishes for snow, winter recreation, and important outdoor holiday questions like, what outdoor gear does Santa Claus use?

In an age where outdoor achievements and expeditions are routinely pitched for their innovation, extreme nature, environmental ethos, and global good, Santa's annual journey should earn top billing.

Year after year, he completes the ultimate fast and light (his gear, not all the toys), long-distance, stealth trip, without the benefit of sponsors, logos, or live action videos and updates. No one else has even attempted to repeat the fete.

So what does the ultimate explorer wear or bring along on his round-the-world expedition?

Here are a few of my own suggestions. Add your own gear ideas for Santa below.

Clothes

The Suit

"He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot."

There's no way I'm messing with tradition here. Santa's suit has to be either red fur, or for the vintage Father Christmas types, green robes. But what about all those other layers?

Baselayers

Santa's traveling from the North Pole to desert and tropical climates at a pace faster than the speed of light. So, he'll want some lightweight thermo-regulating wool baselayers that will keep him warm in the air and alpine, but prevent overheating in the tropics, like the long-sleeve Icebreaker Chase with zip.

Midlayer

Santa (née Father Christmas) includes the pagan Green Man among his influences. So he gets a lightweight Down Sweater from Patagonia, with 100 percent recycled polyester, that he can take off and stuff away when the trip heats up.

Footwear

We know, it's impossible to find one boot that does it all, everywhere. Plus, Santa should try on boots with his favorite wool or synthetic socks before making a selection. But a general hiking or backpacking boot with good traction should do the job.

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Hat, Mitts, Goggles

For his hands: light wool glove liners for the manual dexterity of pulling out toys and eating treats. Plus, windproof overmitts for cold, windy sleigh driving.

For his head: a helmet liner, like the Marmot DriClime Helmet Liner, to fit under his red fur hat. Plus, a packable red Down Beanie from Black Rock Gear when he needs some extra insulation.

For his eyes: the Julbo Orbiter Goggles for sleigh driving through wind, snow, sand, and more. They're photochromatic for varying light conditions and have wide peripheral vision.

The Gear

Navigation

I'm sure Santa's no Luddite running such a massive global operation, but I'm giving him a compass, which I doubt he needs anyway. Perhaps Rudolph can carry a back-up GPS receiver, just in case.

Headlamp (with extra batteries)

I know Rudolph is in charge of lighting the way, but Santa still needs a headlamp for rooting around in his pack, navigating down chimneys, and finding the right stocking and best cookies. I pick Surefire's Saint or Saint Minimus headlamp for hands-free lighting for Saint Nicholas.

Multitool

You never know when you might need to fix a sleigh runner, reattach a reindeer harness, or pry open a chimney grate, all while keeping to schedule. Don't forget the multitool.

Snowshoes

Even with a flying sleigh that lands on roofs, you have to be prepared for snowdrifts and ice with snowshoes and traction devices.

Pole

A single, stowable telescoping pole, with optional Black Diamond Whippet, provides Santa with some extra stability and security in all terrains. Just try not to puncture the roof, Santa.

Compression Sacks

To fit all those toys, plus his extra layers, in one pack and sleigh Santa needs a variety of compression sacks. Outdoor Research offers a variety of lightweight and watertight sacks in different sizes.

Pack

"And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack."

Santa's done in a day, but his pack still needs to be expedition worthy. So we're picking something big and red, like the Gregory Denali Pro 105. The large size has 7,000 cubic inch capacity.

 

Have your own gear suggestions for Santa? Share them below and help gear him up for his big night.


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giftogab
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December 22, 2011 at 12:12 p.m. (EST)

I would suggest that Santa would bring a Pocket Rocket to heat up his CoCo as the night goes on and the cups left at the houses are cooling.


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He wlll also need a bag to catch a nap:


bigag.jpgThe Big Agnes Moon Hill should help! Through in a liner of choice to boost the rating.

How bout some gloves?


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These Mountain Hardwear will keep him warm and still able to pick up the gifts for proper placement under the tree!

.ghost.
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December 22, 2011 at 11:29 p.m. (EST)

NO SANTA NOT A POCKET ROCKET THEY SUCK!

Rick-Pittsburgh
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December 22, 2011 at 11:33 p.m. (EST)

A flask... thats what the local mall Santa here has. ;)

Ed G
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December 23, 2011 at 3:59 a.m. (EST)

Whatever it is, I'm positive it will have a Steelers logo on it.

apeman
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December 23, 2011 at 4:11 a.m. (EST)

Crampons of cource!

denis daly
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December 23, 2011 at 6:41 a.m. (EST)

I figure he us4e's a petzel rope to self belay. Throw in some Black Diamond Carabiners.

Rick-Pittsburgh
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December 23, 2011 at 10:49 a.m. (EST)

Ed G said:

Whatever it is, I'm positive it will have a Steelers logo on it.

 Lol, thats funny. 

Callahan
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December 24, 2011 at 10:42 a.m. (EST)

waders as it is eating up down here

Alicia
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December 24, 2011 at 7:35 p.m. (EST)

Maybe I can wait up tonight and get an exclusive interview with Santa about his gear preferences.

trouthunter
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December 24, 2011 at 11:42 p.m. (EST)

Very creative article Alicia!

Since you put so much tiring effort into writing why isn't Dave waiting up for Santa instead?

I think that most important of all, Santa will be wearing a smile.

...or possibly a smirk when he reads what I want.

giftogab
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December 25, 2011 at 10:30 a.m. (EST)

Santa was here last night wearing sweats and a pair of slippers....what gives?

trouthunter
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December 25, 2011 at 12:07 p.m. (EST)

giftogab said:

Santa was here last night wearing sweats and a pair of slippers....what gives?

 Whew....I found my slippers, I was thinking - Naw, Santa wouldn't do that!

Maybe the recession is causing operations at the North Pole to scale back on clothing? I dunno.

triplestone
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December 26, 2011 at 12:39 a.m. (EST)


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Rick-Pittsburgh
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December 26, 2011 at 12:44 a.m. (EST)

For some odd reason I believe Santa to weigh about 120lbs.

I think I have stumbled onto his secret for flying around the globe in the winter at altitude.

A down insulated suit:

http://www.trailspace.com/gear/outerwear/suits/down-insulated/

This would not only explain his "puffiness" but also would explain how he can compress to fit down the chimney.

I have to say honestly... Santa does seem like a 800+ down fill kinda guy. :)

Tom D
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December 26, 2011 at 2:42 a.m. (EST)

I think Santa would be a traditionalist, so he would wear the following:

Merino Wool base layer top and bottom;

Wool midlayer (something like a wool pullover or a Swanndri Mosgiel Bushsshirt;

An Empire Canvas & Leather Works Anorak, dyed red;

Mitts from ECLW or Grandhoe;

Wool socks or Patagonia Expedition weight socks;

Steger Artic Mukluks;

A Russian fur hat or fleece balaclava.

XterroBrando
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December 30, 2011 at 2:29 p.m. (EST)

Board shorts and flip flops in Low Cal. It was 75 degrees on Christmas...crazy.

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