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Posted by Ed G on December 28, 2007 at 2:43:10 pm EST
In reply to What's in Your Survival Kit? posted by Alicia on July 2, 2007 at 10:55:02 am EDT

actually, I love those guys, but they are just actors with experts showing them what to do and what to eat (well, admittedly Bear is a little more adventourous than what they show on Man vs wild)

I have my own survival techniques and I know for a fact that wiggling do hickeys can save your life.

One technique that I learned a long time ago and will pass along...

If you are hungry and want to catch a polar bear for a quick meal, cut a hole in ice and have a board handy. Encircle the hole with green peas.

When the bear comes up to the hole and bends over to take a pea, pick up the board and smack him real hard in the ice hole.

Then wiggle your do-hickey at him.

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