User Review: Herman Survivor

Reviewed April 18, 2006 by Al Lewis

Rating: rated 1 of 5 stars
Materials: Fused chicken entrails
Use: Certainly not as a shoe
Break-in Period: You don't need to break in jelly
Price Paid: too much

These Wal-Mart specials should be classified as weapons of mass dissatifaction. The boxes are more waterproof, the soles last about a year (if you don't wear them; otherwise, about two months, as most hamburger meat is tougher). How about making the laces longer -- then you could tie both shoes with one lace. Actually, I take that back; I'm scared that the corporate dim-bulbs there would make that their next "improvement".

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