User Review: Patagonia Men's Super Alpine Jacket
Price Paid: $475
This was hands down the best jacket ever made! It is so sad they're not making them anymore. The only thing that has ever come close to it is Arcteryx's Alpha SV. But the collar on the SV does not cinch up snugly against your face, like the Super Alpine did, thus leaving a big gap in front of your face for all the nice cold air to come in!
The Super Alpine was longer than the SV, and thus protected you better around the waist. It had a two way front zipper, whereas the SV only has a one way. And since it was made before those awful plastic coated zippers became all the rage, you could actually zip or unzip the jacket with one hand - hugely helpful in active situations.
It's true that the jackets today are lighter and more compressible, and if that's your priority then fine. But none of the jackets today protect you as well as the Super Alpine did when you're actually wearing it. It seems like companies today are concerned about everything except how well the jacket will protect you in blistering cold, wet, and just plain hellish conditions. All they can talk about is how light they are, how breathable, how compressible.
Let me tell you, when the shit really hits the fan in the mountains, you're not concerned about the few extra ounces, or how "breathable", or how compressible the jacket is. When things get bad, you want a something that's going to seal out all the elements like a bank vault. And that's exactly what the Super Alpine did better than any jacket that's ever been made.
Its best features, features that can no longer be found all together on one jacket were 1. its hood, and 2. its length.
The best thing about the hood was the high front collar, mentioned above. It closed up right under your nose, and it cinched up snugly around your face such that it kept the heat in and the wind out.
With respect to length, it went down below the belt line in the front and a little further down in back. All the jackets now cut off at the waist, guaranteeing that if you raise your arms or bend over, you will expose your midriff to the elements. (And I know all the standard arguments salesmen will give you for this: "you're supposed to wear them with bibs, and the arms are fit such that the jacket doesn’t lift."
Nonsense! First of all, practically no one makes bibs anymore, and the jacket always lifts when you put your arms above your head. I don’t care what they say.) And finally it was completely clean. Lots of jackets nowadays have drawstrings that hang out and either flap in the wind or in your face, or catch on gear, branches, or ski-lift chairs. All the drawstrings on the Super Alpine were hidden away on the inside.
I could go on about how great this jacket was. Fortunately, I have one left. I should have bought more, but I just thought it was inconceivable that jacket design would actually regress and get worse! This was truly the jacket for everything. You only needed one jacket as long as it was this one. It was perfect for sailing, mountainbiking, skiing, and climbing.
Since, you only needed one jacket, it was also good for the environment, because you didn't need to buy different jackets for different activities. Just look at how many "specialized" jackets Patagonia now sells. How is that good for the environment?
I've written them several times pleading with them to make this jacket again, perhaps with updated materials, but they just won't do it. So here is my requiem to the best jacket ever made. RIP Super Alpine.