User Review: Primus OmniFuel

Bomber.

Simmers perfectly. Can't get it to simmer? Use it more and learn how to- it's you that's the problem- not the stove. With any fuel type you can adjust it from a yellow candle flame to full power by using the wire throttle as well as the knob on the pump itself.

Loud? Who cares, they probably need to wake up anyway- lazy fatties.

Heavy? No, not really- weighs about the same as a proshell jacket, stop crying about it- if you're that bothered about weight you won't take a stove because you're called Ueli. I've had msr stoves and they break, easily. the pumps might as well be made of chocolate. MSR can't make stoves i won't destroy. it's not my fault- sort your life out msr.

People who like msr stoves only like them because they haven't had an Omnifuel- tell them to shut their whining up and buy a Man's stove. Rum, filthy 2 stroke, diesel, whatever. if it's in any way flammable change the jet, pressurize the bottle and burn it. Good times. I don't like to hear what people are saying anyway while i'm cooking, i don't care if you're scared about tomorrow.

As for cleaning, i burn it really hot for a little while and it seems to clean off all the carbon- ideal.

Man up and put the plastic piece of crap in the bin and buy a metal stove you know won't crack up and make your tears freeze to your face because you should have listened to me- epic fail.

Buy an Omnifuel and win at living outside. Forever.