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Posted by Ed G on January 4, 2008 at 6:59:56 pm EST
In reply to what is the reality of the dangers from other humans on the trail? posted by thomas (Guest) on December 14, 2007 at 1:13:16 am EST

Bill is almost right on.

Giro Catching is a very dangerous sport involving extremely hard uncut pita bread. It originated when Okinawan farmers, (who had their traditional weapons forcibly taken away) used it as a means to defend themselves against the Japanese when Japan invaded the island during the boxer short rebellion.

Remember the scene in the James Bond movie where the bad guy took off his bowler hat, threw it and it cut the head off a statue?

That hat was made of hard uncut pita bread.

Ninja's refer to it as Shiruken's AKA, throwing stars.

The Okinawan's also fashioned numb-nut chalko's from pita bread and beat potential robbers in the go-nads.

That led to why when folks are running distance races, each participant is referd to as a "nad". The appropriate cheer the runners want to hear while they are racing toward the finish tape is: "go nad, go nad".

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