1:39 a.m. on June 13, 2012 (EDT)
I read somewhere a couple of years ago about a couple of guys who had a patented, or were trying to patent, a "stun can" if you will, a bear can with a million volt zapper band or a "zap-you-hard" lid plate or whatever. Remote on/off, timer, tunable zap, all the standard stuff you can do out of parts at Radio Shack. No amps. Million volts. That's a lot.
Yeah, just zap 'em right in the beak and call 'em Smokey, that is the theory. And that bear will never again be interested in food cans after that, and will lose all trust of human beings forever and will warn his friends. Bonus! It seems to be a fairly practical solution when you first think about it. Aversion training, pass the word and they do.
'Course it might hurl those inquisitive and always helpful ground squirrels straight up into the air, too, like hairy little bundles of popcorn liberated from the popper at full pop. Now some folks, not me of course, would probably like to own a "stun can" just for that spectacle alone. They'd want to own it even if there were zero bears in their hemisphere. They'd want to be there when that 1-1/2 ounce ground squirrel, teeth tightly clenched, got accelerated into the vertical, the smell of burning hair wafting gently through the camp...
I'm thinkin' that the design has some issues.
But still it does hold a lot of promise and I want one, once they resolve the Unintended Consequences and Collateral Damage concerns. But being as how we live in a very litigious and safe society it's probably gonna' be a very cold day before I get my hands on one, and when I do I'm not sure I'll actually touch it anyway.
Funny thing is that I had forgotten all about the "stun can" 'til I read this thread. Wonder what happened with it, really.
The management of bears, yeah. To quote John Muir, "Never trust an animal who can learn to ride a bicycle". He is an inspiration to us all, isn't he?
Though that doesn't sound like anything he would have ever said...
Now that I think about it I'm not certain that John Muir ever said that, or ever said anything remotely like that.
But I think it was somebody like him that did, I'm pretty sure.
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Drake