Announcing the outdoor brand of the millennium!

6:00 a.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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This thread is for comments on the article "Announcing the outdoor brand of the millennium!"

As the humble editor of Trailspace lo these many years, I've had the privilege to read every single user review — yes, all 18,358,742,645,781 — submitted by our many loyal members. Reading that many reviews gives one a unique gear perspective and answers to pressing gear questions. Questions like: How many men buy kilts and admit to it on a public forum by writing a review? (Answer: 1)...

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9:48 a.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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This gave me a really good laugh! Thanks Alicia :)

9:57 a.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Ozark Trail: Shipped in by Star Fleet from that parallel universe where Spock has the Goatee!

11:03 a.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Ha Ha. Good one Alicia! :)

11:23 a.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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We're only 9 years in and they already get the title? That must be some kinda track record...

1:09 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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It may be April 1, but I have the feeling that there is more than a little truth to the article. Especially since I have witnessed a finger that was severely lacerated in the process of setting up a Big Box Store tent. Didn't check whether it was OT, though.

Considering the number of kilts I see wandering around the OR Show, surely there must have been more than one rating!

2:25 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Nice. LOL

3:51 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Thats great.

4:35 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Thanks! It was fun!! I liked putting in lots of exclamation points!!!

And Bill is right, the best humor is based on truth.

The partially-severed thumb picture really happened. I felt badly for that guy, but he was quite calm and polite in his e-mail, versus most of the rants I read. I was impressed that he had the presence of mind to take pictures as evidence.

As for the homicide investigation, that also happened. In my head I couldn't help but think, someone needs a better PI if you can't even figure out that I'm not the manufacturer of this boot.

The rest is based on 9+ years of hearing from many angry people. Most people are nice, but things get ugly when tents fail spectacularly on a rainy long vacation weekend.

10:13 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Just keep the tents protected from dihydrogen monoxide. 8)

Nicely done!

Too much free time?

11:47 p.m. on April 1, 2010 (EDT)
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Nice one!

12:23 a.m. on April 2, 2010 (EDT)
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Let he who has never had a cheap box store tent cast the first stone!

Haha, very funny Alicia.

9:11 a.m. on April 2, 2010 (EDT)
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Just what the Dr. ordered Alicia!


10:06 a.m. on April 2, 2010 (EDT)
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Gave me a good chuckle in the morning.

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