National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification

5:00 a.m. on May 26, 2010 (EDT)
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From, just in time for Memorial Day ('s satire): With their current condition "marginally breathtaking at best," America's national parks will be closed this week for their exhaustive annual cleaning and remajestification, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Monday. "It's that time of year again when we roll up our sleeves and begin the painstaking task of resplend...

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6:54 a.m. on May 26, 2010 (EDT)
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This is great! I love the Onion. As an eagle handler myself, I think the picture is particularly funny. Thanks for brightening my day.

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