My Daughter Called Me "Fat"

11:01 p.m. on January 7, 2014 (EST)
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Specifically, the--now homeless--11yo said, "Dad, you're too fat to squeeze that hole."

It took me 15 minutes, and I shredded my pants, but I proved her wrong.

IMG_20131223_132957_742.jpgSound of ripping jeans.

IMG_20131223_133025_729.jpgI only feel claustrophobic when I have an arm pinned like this (or when wearing a Selk'Bag!)

IMG_20131223_132744_684.jpgOnce the shoulders are through, it's a piece of cake--as long as your pants actually come through with you. (Note that the precocious 11yo walked around to the other side and snapped the exiting picture. SHE didn't try the hole.) 

11:39 a.m. on January 8, 2014 (EST)
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Dang Goose!  You definitely aren't claustrophobic.  I don't think I would have tested how "Fat" I am in that instance.  lol. Good thing you proved her wrong because if you didn't then, well, you are up the river or I should say "stuck in a hole".  Literally

12:52 p.m. on January 8, 2014 (EST)
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I love the Selk' bag reference!

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