Some Friday fun, straight from "America's Finest News Source," The Onion:
Yellowstone National Park Concerned About Competing 'Yello-Stone Natural Park' Built Right Across Street
With the summer tourist season now in full gear, officials at Yellowstone National Park expressed a growing sense of concern and agitation Monday about a competing 3,500-square-mile nature reserve that recently opened directly across the street from their own park. ...
"That place is absolutely shameless," Yellowstone superintendent Dan Wenk said. "We've been delivering breathtaking natural splendor to the public for 139 years, and all of a sudden some out-of-town businessmen slap together a few ecosystems and truck in 3,000 head of bison—are we supposed to believe that's some sort of coincidence?
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