Alright....a little fun here. I am starting a new season with a new tent and it has no floor. So I got to wondering what you have found in your tent that was not invited. I met a guy once that had a fear of snakes, which is an appropriate story when you consider my name, and he told of his experience.
He said he woke in the night and as he rolled over he felt his hand touch something. He said that it was cold and round and long. I asked if he was sure that it was outside the tent. "Wink wink.." He smirked and continued saying that he was sure, in his mind that it was a snake. He froze...and lay as still as he could, and hours later when the sun came up he was finally able to see. He was surprised to see that his hand was laying on the barrel of his rifle. I laughed and said that it must have been a really straight snake.
Then my brother in law woke to find a bear coming in his tent...
So what weird creepy or creature of the night has decided to bed with you during the night?