THE CROTCH POT

2:13 p.m. on August 25, 2017 (EDT)
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“You’re hotter than you think!” - The perfect gift for the ultralight backpacker in your life who you can never figure out what to give them! This won’t be a gift they will have to return because they already have something lighter!

Looking to shave those last few grams off your base pack weight, but not quite ready to go ‘no-cook’ and give up hot food on the trail? Crotch Pot to the rescue!

The Crotch Pot is the ultimate fuel-less ultralight backpacking stove. It is climate change friendly, because it has zero carbon monoxide hazards. It is constructed out of ultralight cuben fiber, and attaches to any pant with belt loops. This camp stove is designed to accept a quart size freezer Ziploc type bag, so your dinner contents are completely sanitary at all times.

4:20 p.m. on August 25, 2017 (EDT)
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Yup instead of hickory smoked BBQ you now can eat crotch fungus steamed pork&beans with a lovely home grown aroma 

10:42 p.m. on August 25, 2017 (EDT)
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This was the original inspiration for the UL hiking thong post.

Ed

8:01 a.m. on August 26, 2017 (EDT)
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:) LMAO

2:06 p.m. on September 2, 2017 (EDT)
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I'm trying to imagine how comfortable it'd be to hike with a waterproof bag of mush pressed against one's crotch all day long. "Swampy" comes to mind. In other words, nothing pleasant.

8:11 a.m. on September 3, 2017 (EDT)
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Hmmm, maybe you also need to be concerned about the opposite -- perhaps it will feel too pleasant...

8:37 a.m. on September 3, 2017 (EDT)
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JRinGeorgia said:

Hmmm, maybe you also need to be concerned about the opposite -- perhaps it will feel too pleasant...

 Lmao

gives the term cold fish a whole new meaning 

7:07 p.m. on September 4, 2017 (EDT)
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JR takes an already over-the-top subject beyond, to new heights.

Ed

6:43 a.m. on September 15, 2017 (EDT)
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Could work for rehydration as well 

1:48 a.m. on September 16, 2017 (EDT)
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Jeffrey Howard said:

Could work for rehydration as well 

 A tangy quench coming from that bladder...

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